Why are men sooooo obsessed with: BIG (fake) BOOBS?

Skyler has her WTF Wednesday? thing.  I've decided I am going to start my own little series sets.  I have a few ideas: SEX 101 ("how to" discussions on things like anal, blow jobs, etc)... Fantasies (what are they, and should they remain fantasies or are they things we actually want to and should act on) ... Chick Porn (the good, the bad, and the ugly)... Why are women soooo obsessed with: ... and this one, Why are men sooooo obsessed with:...

TOM (The Old Man, or the Talented Old Man) and I were in a frozen yogurt place last week and this girl walked in with a 24 inch waste and HUGE boobies.  CLEARLY an aftermarket upgrade.  Tom couldn't take his eyes off her.  I think I was worse.  I couldn't stop watching her.  I was totally intrigued.  She was stunning...  Great body...  Gorgeous hair...  Well dressed in casual summer wear...  But you could NOT miss the big fake boobies.  NOBODY could miss the big fake boobies.

Now don't misunderstand, I'm not a "keep it natural" kind of girl.  Hell, my hair has been every color in the book at various points in life, and if I had the money I would totally partake in some medical upkeep and maintenance.  I mean, if the technology is there, why not take advantage of it to make yourself look and feel better?  (For the record, Joan Rivers does NOT look better.  Someone needed to cut her off YEARS ago.)  What is chiropractic care or a massage or a facial but better living through "medical" care?  Plastic surgery is just a very expensive step in that direction.   

My thought has always been that the idea of plastic surgery was to enhance what nature gave you and/or to give you a little self-image boost.  Boob job?  Ya, why not?  I have a friend who was a A-cup who boosted things to a C-cup.  It totally improved her figure and she will never fail the "pencil test" (which, I confess, makes me a little jealous).  Anyway, totally for it, but I have never understood the "I'm a stripper/penthouse model wanna-be/ hoochie mamma" look.  I mean, why would this naturally beautiful women do this to herself?

So I asked him.  Why are men sooooo obsessed with big (fake) boobs?  

He asked me if he really had to answer. 

"Yes Dear."  

To start, he wanted to clarify that pretty much ALL boobs turned him on, regardless of size.

"Yes dear.  Your ass is covered.  Now please move on to the question at hand."

Quick summary:  Women with big boobs know they get looked at... a lot.  It started as kids when the girl with boobs was just an anomaly and boys were curious and anything got them hard... and then she probably realized the damn things and the staring gave her power... which led to self-confidence.  Bottom line: Better self-confidence =  a better lay... and guys are always looking for a good lay. 

Damn, this makes sense. 

So I asked, "But why Super-Size them... isn't that just over-kill?"

He pointed out that if you want that power, and you want to get stared at, why not really make it obvious?  That's the point right?  Draw attention?  And... you don't really pay more, so no harm-no foul on the checkbook, you might as well get your money's worth.

"Now I don't think ALL women have augmentation because of some secret 'look at me'  narcissistic need, but , at least for the women I know who have had it done, they don't NOT want to be looked at.  The women I know who have had it done are usually pretty proud to show off 'the work.'"

Again, I could see his point.   

Borderline misogyny?  Damn, they are going to take my chick card away for buying in to this aren't they?  Well, maybe not away, but I'm definitely going to get dinged points.

~Austin.

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