Getting Wetter than Wet: The Technique and Joys of Female Ejaculation

Female ejaculation.  Girl squirting.  Wet climax.  G-Spot orgasm. None of the terms for this give any hint to exactly how awesome this type of orgasm can be for a woman to experience.  Many women mistake the experience for peeing on their partner.  Even among the ladies here at the Female Underground disagree on this experience.  Skylar emailed me a single word, “Ewwwww.”  If that even is a word!

While Mr. Sometimes, as you may already know, walks on the tame side of the street.  Yet things between us turn distinctly interesting in the evening before bed.  Let’s just say that at bedtime, Mr. Sometimes wakes up.  One of the more interesting things I have learned since we started having sex was this capacity for female ejaculation. 

The basic mechanics of it are this—the man should stimulate both your g-spot (the rough, wrinkly spot inside your vagina on the top) and your clitoris at the same time.  Somehow, with Mr. Sometimes, this magic stimulation happens naturally—body-to-body contact.  As a woman who never had an orgasm without direct manual stimulation, this came (pun intended) as quite a surprise.

Ladies, I’d like to encourage you all today to open your minds and legs to this incredible experience. This liquid/lubrication comes from a different place from urine; so no, you aren’t peeing on him.  (Golden showers can be discussed in a later posting.) What are you going to do is experience a release that will make you both hungry for more.

But God forbid you mention it by name!  Because seriously, it needs a better name.  This is more than getting wet and "squirting" just sounds, well, gross.  I’d love to hear your name suggestions in the comment sections.