WTF Wednesday: Part 4

The Scene:  A downtown Irish Pub that a group of us used to frequent. When I say "frequent," I mean "FREQUENT." We were there at least twice a week, often more. I hadn't been there in at least a couple of years when I agree to meet a former co-worker there. He and I are sitting at the bar. I am turned facing him, my back to the door.

Man walking quickly past on his way to the back of the bar:  Hey Sky, haven't seen you in a while...

S:  Oh hey, Matty.

(He is a bartender at the pub and was just coming in to work... A few minutes later, he stops to chat.)

Matt:  You haven't been here in forever.

S: I know, I'm surprised you knew it was me, especially since I didn't see you come in.

Matt:  I was just getting here, but I'd know you from behind anywhere.

....And that's where what might have been a date ended abruptly.