Dude (totally out of the blue): You're the oldest woman I've ever slept with.
S: Really? I'm like three or four years younger than you are.
Dude: Yeah, I know. Weird, huh?
S: It's only weird in that you felt you just had to mention that to me.
Dude: Oh. You're right. That was pretty stupid. (Pause.) Um, are you still going to stay over?
S: Only because I'm not allowed to drive after dark at my advanced age, asshole.